Three nights to live

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by squidwardqtentacles (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 17:40:19

A guy is sick & visits his doctor. Doctor says "I wish you'd come to me earlier. Now you only have three days to live."

Guy's wife asks him upon hearing this what she can do to make him more comfortable for his remaining time. Guy "I want to make love to you all night long." So that's what they do.

With only two nights left wife asks him what he'd like. Guy "I wanna make love to you all night long." So that's what they do.

His last night, "What can I do for you?" Again, "I wanna make love to you all night long." Wife, "That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up to go to work in the morning."

Post 2 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 17:54:12

Hahaha

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 18:17:59

good one!! :)

Post 4 by CrazyCapricorn (I lost my conscience! Anyone seen it?) on Tuesday, 05-Apr-2011 19:59:07

hahaha, that's kinda messed up. :d

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 06-May-2011 8:46:22

Aww...Poor guy! :)) lol!